Despite Rumors, Feet Week Is Still On, Says Dude With A Fetish
Kevan Miller and I started a blog called How To Make A Stupid F#/king Urban Outfitters Book
Got super sick, and as a result, the DeBackerbutt Factory went offline for a few hours. During the technical shutdown process, chaos ensued. In a panic, workers accidently mislabeled a poop as a fart, and that’s when all hell broke loose. The lil’ poop got shipped to the hanger door, and before anyone knew it, was air expressed for speedy underpants delivery (yes, I shit myself). Luckily, only my ego was harmed. And I’m happy to say - 5 Vitamin Waters and 2 days of rest later, I’m better.
*Investigations in to the DeBackerbutt accident are underway. Some say it was the fried chicken beer combo, others point to sabotage from within. But whatever the cause, please know, I’m safe to visit.
Merry Santamas and safe travels to all your holiday destinations.