February 2012
1 post
January 2012
3 posts
WatchChris Kelly wrote it, Kelly Hudson edited it, and Caitlin’s and my name star in it!
December 2011
2 posts
WatchI’m a little behind. Just saw this, and loved it
“Gay People Can Get Married — But Only To Members Of The Opposite Sex” - Michelle Bachmann
Translation: Marcus can get married — so long as it’s to me
November 2011
8 posts
Pam Murphy's L.A. Show
Everyone in LA (and surrounding areas) should see this show. It’s damn great.
Pam Murphy’s The C Word
***Best Solo Show of the Year!*** - Time Out New York
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8PM
Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson
6539 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90038
cross street Hudson Ave between Highland and Vine
Absolutely Free
Reservations Required
To RSVP, please...
Poop. Tits. Muscle Cars. Rock n' Roll. Rocks....
This is making up for my last two Tumblr posts - which were sissy soft.
RuPaul Unleashes Her Drag Droids: VIDEO →
Oh yes!
WatchWarning: This may be too graphic for kids.
meliapico asked: Yo wat up! Where can I find out about the hands, you know the hands that talk...
WatchJest video I was in! Good job everberdy involved!
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
Shut up brain - NO, keep going
Do you ever have one of those daydream/fantasies that is too embarrassing even for for your own brain to dwell on? I’m having one. I won’t say much, but I will say that it involves me singing on a stage wearing a cool graphic Tee
August 2011
4 posts
Performing
I think sketch comedians are just folk who like to play dress up . Half the fun of any show is putting on a costume
A link to a room for rent in Williamsburg →
July 2011
8 posts
“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from...”
– President Whitmore from Independence Day
Best speech of all moviekind
Matthew McConaughey's Abandoned T-Shirt
Memoirs Of An Abandoned Shirt & The Drug Overdoses That Followed; The Hanes T-Shirt Story
An excerpt from the book…
Blood dripped from every corner of the aging lived-in kitchen. An elder woman’s body lay lifeless on the old linoleum floor. Sookie Stackhouse knew she couldn’t use her mind tricks to fix this one.
Matthew McConawhatshisface loved True Blood and I loved...
Police Chase Tragically kills Finale Of Great Show
You might want to tell the kids to go upstairs for this one.
Earlier this evening a major plot point in a fantastic show about twisting moral themes, filled with engaging characters, & unbelievable suspense, was murdered by a news broadcast about another stupid waste of time police chase. Tragically the show was cut off at a time when the main character was about to find out if his dad was a...
CELL PHONE CONSUMER TIPS
1. To achieve maximum sound quality talk loudly and aggressively in to phone as you finalize purchases with store cashiers, or near relaxing settings
2. To achieve maximum reception stand dead-center on busy entranceways, sidewalks, & subway steps
3. To get the most out of your new music library, unplug headphones in cramped populated spaces - elevators work best, and turn the volume up to...
The Ballad of the Rainbow UniPegaMoose
Beyond the shadowlands in a world of light, a unicorn pranced with a pegasus. Soon after, their foal was born: a bright unipegacorn. So it was that this unipegacorn loved to travel, being able to transcend the shadows and the sky. After some years, the unipegacorn wandered into the land of the wild, where she befriended a moose.
The moose was clearly not an ordinary moose - it was a rainbow...
June 2011
11 posts
“Hello, I’m Jerri Blank. Thirty-two years ago I dropped out of high school...”
“He got hit by one freaking car and all of sudden I’m un-hirable in this...”
– Seeing Eye Dog
I'm Officially A Pretentious Hipster...
Cause I posted this note on my buildings front door
————————————————————————————————
To the unprofessional cops who did a bust in this building at around 3am Sat (6/18) this morning
On behalf of the...
I’ve got your Cambodian music connection...
“Hi, I kind of fill you up… but not really”
– Oatmeal
May 2011
11 posts
SURVIVING AN EYE FUCK
1. Don’t put on sunglasses. This only encourages the predator in to thinking he’s won
2. Leave friends out of it. Allowing friends in on the action will only encourage a feeding frenzy
3. Know your eye fuckers. Three species are known for eye fucking: The drunk, the lonely, and the desperate. And that’s everybody. A glass eye is weird, but it physically won’t attack...
WatchWhat happens poolside in Coachella stays on the internet. I’ve gotta admit… those are some damn fly moves. Sick editing Erin!
erinkiniry:
When he wasn’t at Coachella, he was pool side.
WatchChris wrote this and I love it! Plus, his little head is sitting off to the left.
