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1. Don’t put on sunglasses. This only encourages the predator in to thinking he’s won
2. Leave friends out of it. Allowing friends in on the action will only encourage a feeding frenzy
3. Know your eye fuckers. Three species are known for eye fucking: The drunk, the lonely, and the desperate. And that’s everybody. A glass eye is weird, but it physically won’t attack you, so don’t worry about those
4. Skip the bling. Don’t wear anything that would make you visually appealing.
5. Look for other native walkers. If you don’t wanna tangle with an eye fuck, don’t walk by bars at 3am, near construction sites, or classic car auto shows
6. Walk away