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Cause I posted this note on my buildings front door
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To the unprofessional cops who did a bust in this building at around 3am Sat (6/18) this morning
On behalf of the building, Wiiliamsburg, and NYC I’d like to say FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU for being the biggest assholes I’ve had the displeasure of encountering. You were dicks for absolutely no reason and it’s a shame men like you get a pay check from citizens hard earned tax dollars. If there was a way to yelp review your asses I would, but seeing how my only option is a complaint via 311 you will all keep your jobs. Go ahead, grab those balls of yours, you know power gets you off.
It is my hope that you were unsuccessful in whatever illegal activity you attempted to bust last night. It makes me happy thinking you had to go back to the station empty handed and fill out an incident report that essentially read “we failed” and “we are sad sad men who use power to intimidate.”
You give cops a bad name and I wish nothing but the worst for you.
- Dude who just wanted to go to bed last night