KEVIN DEBACKER

1. To achieve maximum sound quality talk loudly and aggressively in to phone as you finalize purchases with store cashiers, or near relaxing settings 

2. To achieve maximum reception stand dead-center on busy entranceways, sidewalks, & subway steps 

3. To get the most out of your new music library, unplug headphones in cramped populated spaces - elevators work best, and turn the volume up to its maximum 

4. To use multi-media function, sit with close friends for quality interaction time, then completely ignore them with important phone browsing 

5. To maintain a level of badassness, continue to use that brick-like flip phone