KEVIN DEBACKER

You might want to tell the kids to go upstairs for this one.

Earlier this evening a major plot point in a fantastic show about twisting moral themes, filled with engaging characters, & unbelievable suspense, was murdered by a news broadcast about another stupid waste of time police chase. Tragically the show was cut off at a time when the main character was about to find out if his dad was a real man or a figment of his imagination. Those watching the well-thought out TV show from home say that it was the worst situation you could possibly imagine. A complete nightmare. Daniel, from his couch in Spring Valley, Ca had this to say, “to have such a suspenseful moment like that die right in front of your eyes cause of one stupid chase mistake, it’s… it’s just awful. No one should have to experience what I went through tonight. Anyone seen my Doritos?”

More details to come. Oh, two pedestrians were killed during the chase.

Written by a Doritos employee with aspirations of being a fake news reporter